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Dear Lil Wayne…
MSNBC’s “Lockup” really is a great show. Some of those prisoners would make damn good middle-school arts and crafts teachers; ironic, since that’s one of those jobs they could never, ever get. They...
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Dear Foxy Brown…
Rapper Foxy Brown recently turned down a plea deal in a case where she’s being charged with mooning her Brooklyn neighbor. Now I’ve never listened to a Foxy Brown song, and believe it or not I’m not...
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Dear Snoop Dogg…
Mad props to Snoop Dogg for the track he just dropped!!! (I have literally never used half of the words in that sentence in that context before. How did I do?) The royal family has asked Snoop to...
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Dear Regis Philbin…
Ok first of all, yes, Regis Philbin is still alive. I know, crazy, right? So rapper Nicki Minaj was on “Live With Regis and Kelly” the other day Regis straight up started hitting on her, including...
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Dear Eminem…
Eminem has just passed Lady Gaga as the world’s most popular living person on Facebook. I’ll be honest, I think it has less to do with his latest CD and more to do with that Chrysler ad. Have you...
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Dear Diddy…
The artist currently known as Diddy wants to be an actor and apparently he thinks he can tweet his way to the top. From his twitter account today: Attention all Film directors, casting agents,...
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Dear Flo Rida…
Rapper Flo Rida got busted for drinking and driving at 3:30am this morning. Police pulled him over after noticing him swerving in his $1,700,000 million Bugatti. You read correctly — 7 digits....
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Dear Jay-Z…
Jay-Z took the subway to his show in Brooklyn and sat down to an adorable lady who has no fucking clue who he is. Really, it’s precious. Especially at the end, when she pretends to know who he is. I’m...
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